You Might Own A Big, Hairy Dog If...


Meet Jake. There's quite a story that comes with Jake. That'll come another time. Notice he's a big, hairy dog.

I'm thinking of starting a support group for people who own big, hairy dogs. People with big, hairy dogs will immediately know what I'm talking about. If you are wondering why we would need a support group, read on and you'll get an inkling of what I'm talking about.

You might own a big, hairy dog if…

  1. your screens have toe nail holes large enough to admit adult bumble bees.

  2. your lower and upper windows are frosted with dried dog slobber.

  3. you can’t set a basket of laundry down for five minutes without it being spread across the floor like the trail from a torrid love affair.

You might own a big, hairy dog if…

  1. daily for two weeks every spring there’s enough hair on the floor to run a hay bailer.

  2. all your socks have at least one fang-hole.

  3. on rainy days the house smells like Chewbacca the Wookie--after he escaped the trash compactor on the Death Star.

  4. his growl sounds like the rumble of a jet landing in your backyard.

  5. his bark deafens you

  6. kitchen scraps are collected in a sealed bag inside a sealed vat in the freezer.

  7. And finally, you might own a big hairy dog if you pray he never learns how to open the refrigerator.

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